Hipster How To: Step By Step
So you wanna be a hipster?! It's all the rage these days. I don't blame you at all. But where to start? How can you achieve the style you might wonder. Never fear, I'm here to help. Follow my carefully laid out recipe and you'll be just as annoying as all the other hipsters. You are but steps away from complete douchebaggary! I can feel your anticipation. Here we go.... The first step is to refrain from showering for at least a week. You want to look as clammy and exhausted as possible. Style your hair with baby oil. By style I mean throw it in there run your fingers through it. Don't bother looking in the mirror. Mirrors are so mainstream. That should cover hipster hair and skin care. Second, clothing. We will make it simple and go one clothing item at a time with examples of how to obtain these items. The main clothing highlight in this style is to choose the most ill fitting ensemble you can find. And it doesn't matter in which way either. The clothin